I'd like to meet the people who go around placing red stickers on deer-crossing signs. I've seen hundreds of those deer transformed into Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer all the way from Alabama to Jersey.
I wonder if they have a stash of red circular stickers in their car at all times.
How do they find the time to pull over on highways and back roads, stand tippy-toed and put that sticker on the deer's nose?
It would seem they share my love for all things Christmas.
But, that's a whole 'nother level of Yuletide commitment.
I wonder if it's considered vandalism.
I'd totally plead their case in court.
I wonder if these polka-dotted deer signs are actually manufactured, which makes me look like a total doofus thinking they are stickers.